I stumbled upon simple-pretty.com tonight randomly and it only took two seconds for me to find my little bit of xanadu. Seltzergoods.com has a SEVEN YEAR PEN. IT LASTS FOR SEVEN YEARS. Freaking awesome. I am totally getting one. It comes in several fun colors. I am a giant fan of pens and so when I find something fun... well I just have to share. Seven Years.